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Uke'n'Smile

by Dave Jacquet

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1.
This Low 03:04
I turned 40 the other day My hair is gone, or it'd be gray There's no doubt my life has changed My body looks... rearranged My kids call me old man anyway Mirrors make me wanna call foul play Or maybe it's all in my head There is a hot blonde in my bed Are they supposed to hang this low Is it supposed to rise up this slow And where the hell has my hair gone Am I supposed to have this much fun Are they supposed to hang this low Or are they now just for show Is my life gonna be one big yawn Am I supposed to have this much fun The blonde has nothing good to say She wants a younger guy to lead astray I'm gonna need another drink I look at her boobs and I think Are they supposed to hang this low That tuck is gonna cost some dough She's gotta weigh a metric ton And I'm still having tons of fun
2.
Real Love 02:27
Show me the way To make you wanna stay I live for the day You no longer want to get away But until then I'll keep you here All tied up in the basement... my dear Show me the love So you can live one floor above These latex gloves Are not what my dreams are made of But until then I'll keep you here All tied up in the basement... my dear I'm your creepy lover guy You know you'll love me till you die I see it in your big black eye So come on baby won't you try?
3.
Our Sin 02:55
G There's a hunger in the air D Fueled by our sin G Your complexion is so fair D I wanna put some red on your skin So take me back to your lair We'll wear nothing but a grin I'll run a hand through your hair As I kiss your chin C D Hold me, don't let go G C Hold me, don't say no Am D G Tease me down below, nice and slow There's a darkness in the air Belied by our sin There's a new hope we can share And lips on our skin There's a softness you can spare Like the afterglow of a win We're playing truth or dare Let the fun begin CHORUS C Em D This doesn't have to mean a thing We can have different songs to sing We can call it a day we can call it a fling Or we can call the pastor & buy you a ring CHORUS I'll rock you to and fro, nice and slow
4.
I know this girl who never smiled I guess her skin was on too tight And by the time she was with child She married me, out of spite she made my life hell on Earth She was nobody’s idea of sweet delight And on the day that she gave birth She cursed me out with all her might She said I promised happy times ahead I ain’t worth a bucket of warm spit Honey I know what I said I was there when I said it Like a headless man in a topless bar I sorta sit there on my own Lost my head, didn’t get far I can still hear her bitch & moan By the sound of her voice on the phone I can tell she’s pissed as hell Only hot air will be blown Even if on her knees she fell CHORUS
5.
...but mine 02:04
I hate it when she smiles at me I hate it when her eyes can see The pain in this old heart of mine I hate it when she laughs about My crazy life of fear and doubt Then wants me to listen to her whine I hate every bone in her body... but mine I hate it when she thinks of us Like our love didn't turn to dust Pretends that life is great and nothing's wrong I hate it when she calls at night And asks me to fight her fight Like she never upped and said so long You might think that it's wrong For me to say this in a song but the lust is still strong
6.
A Friend 03:23
7.
Dreamin' 03:09
Dreaming of oceans and sand on my feet Dreaming of cocktails, both tall and sweet Dreaming of times long gone I wanna live again Dreaming of living at my own beat Dreaming of napping out there in the heat Dreaming of a bottle of rum, my long lost friend CH: Come on let's go back, won't you take my hand I know we've got nothing, we'll live off the land Dreaming of sailing till the sea and sun meet Dreaming of a world where no one has to cheat Dreaming of a life where nothing needs to be planned Dreaming of an island where there is no street Dreaming of a bed with no top sheet Dreaming of the sounds of an old jazz band CH It's a once in a lifetime chance X3
8.
She ain't the one who got away She's just the one who walked away And as you smile another day You're glad she didn't choose to stay She ain't the one to stick around She's just the one who will split town You know she'll kick you when you're down As long as she can wear your crown You shoulda known it from the start That she'd never play her part There's only room for one in her heart Yeah you shoulda known it from the start She ain't the one that's right for you She's just the one who can't be true And then one day out of the blue She'll just tell you that you're through She ain't the one who will be fair She's just the one who doesn't care You know she'll laugh at your despair She'll leave you with nothing but a prayer
9.
I wanna sing 03:03
I wanna sing about a girl, about the flowers in a tree I wanna sing about a world where we can all be free I wanna sing about tomorrow with no fear of yesterday I wanna sing about the sorrow and the one that got away I wanna sing about the grace About life at my own pace I wanna sing about the peace that lives unruly in my heart I wanna sing about the breeze when mother nature does her part I wanna sing about the sun and the waves that come dying on the rocks I wanna sing while on the run away from all your ticking clocks I wanna sing about the grace About life at my own pace Will you come sing with me Will you come live with me I wanna sing about the lust that lives deep down in my mind I wanna sing about the dust that covers all the ties that bind I wanna sing about the memories, about the laughter in our past I wanna sing about the theories that we all know will never last I wanna sing about the grace About life at my own pace I wanna sing about what's wrong I wanna sing about what's right I wanna sing a tender song about loving you all through the night I wanna sing about a time when religion has disappeared When my life is finally mine and there's nothing left to fear I wanna sing about the grace About life at my own pace
10.
Time 02:39
I knew this guy, he was a painter of lives His name was Jim he had three wives At the same time His first wife, Mary, lived in Arkansas The sweetest thing you ever saw She smiled all the time His second wife, was simply a shrew Though she had a good side to her it's true Some of the time His third wife was a millionaire She drank her vodka with a vacant stare All of the time And Jim was happy, content as can be Until they met around the Christmas tree He thought they could be a family Now he's serving time Mary told the Shrew "You know, You're nothing more than a two-bit ho, Just a vulgar piece of slime" Mary told the Millionaire All your money ain't worth a prayer You'll find that out in due time Jim was truly heart-broken At the nasty words that had been spoken So he shot them all, one at a time
11.
You love those you need Til you don't need them no more You leave them to bleed On your way out the door You take what you need Don't give anything back Your heart is all greed Your soul is all black You feel so entitled We're all here to please you Our lives are stifled And that's fine by you There's a world in your mind Where you invent your life Your heart is blind To the blood on your knife Your family looks the other way Complicit and guilty It's easier that way They can claim neutrality The refuge of cowards The haven of the lame Their lives are powered By your fears and your shame I pray For the day When the world sees you For the whore that you are we both know it's true You love those you need Til you don't need them no more You leave them to bleed On your way out the door You take what you need Don't give anything back Your heart is all greed Your soul is all black

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Simple songs written - and some, recorded - on my ukulele for the sheer fun of the experience...

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released August 15, 2011

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Dave Jacquet Maine

Originally a horns player, Dave came to the guitar via the piano. Dave plays weekly live shows in Southern Maine and runs such websites as ThreeChordGuitar.com, SongwritingCircle.com and GuitarVideoReviews.com among others.

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